I participated in my first organized ride today! Bike DC is an annual event that let’s you ride on the normally very busy streets of DC and see some great sites. It is a popular event and, I think, maybe a victim of its own success. They offer a long(er) ride of 24 miles and a family fun ride of 11 miles. The longer ride includes out and back loops on Rock Creek Parkway and the George Washington Parkway. Both are roads I’ve sat endless periods of time stuck in traffic. The novelty of this race was big for me.
I signed up ages ago when I thought it would be no problem to train for the longer ride. This was before my back went haywire and I suddenly developed major spring allergies. So, I decided to play it safe today. If I felt great, I might add the second optional loop. If I felt badly, I had a couple of points I could bail and go home. So, up earlier than I usually am during the work week, I bundled my bike onto the metro and headed for the starting area. I must say, it was mighty convenient to be able to metro in. Thanks metro!
This was a tale of two rides. Parts were very good, but parts were so bad, I’m still shaking my head in disbelief.

My non-number number
Good: The start line was a mob scene. You had to pick up your non-number tyvek number sheet (what are they called when they don’t have a number?) at some tables scattered around. To keep them from getting backed up, they had safety pins and zip-ties at other scattered tables. This kept sign-in running smoothly. I liked that you had the option of pinning on your non-number number or attaching it to your bike. I saw a good mix of both, so others seemed to like the choice too.

Many hundreds of people waiting for the start
Bad: They had a staggered start with the longer riders heading out first and the family fun riders starting only 30 minutes later. There were a loooooot of people there. This just wasn’t enough spacing within the group. And, we’d later see it caused some bad mixing when groups wound up back together. I assume that was accidental mixing. I hope it was accidental. I think they need to add some more staggered start times. Even self-enforcing would spread people out more. The fun ride wound up with kids on training wheels mixing with weekend warriors.
Good: The ride started smoothly. I hung back a bit to let the crowds funnel through the starting gates. They’d narrowed the start line since there was a left turn shortly after. This was smart. The turn was onto Pennsylvania Avenue and we had the whole road to ourselves. Even with the uneven riding skills and lots of swerving, you had room to pick your line and ride without problems. Bonus- we rode in front of the White House. I would have stopped for a picture for this story, but I didn’t want to get caught in the bunch that had stopped. Besides, this area is open for crossing every day and it was more of a novelty for the people who had come in from the outer areas/suburbs.

The first rest stop. Emphasis on stop.
Bad: Shortly after this nice open stretch we came to the first rest stop, only 2 miles into the ride. Not the logical place to put a stop, but it is also where one of the longer side loops came back in and made sense for them. Plus, it was where we’d end the day. So you’d figure most people would ride through. You’d be wrong. They stopped. Many didn’t even bother to pull to the side and just stopped wherever they were in the street. This eliminated the benefit of hanging back as I came around the corner and met the stopped pack. I quickly walked my bike through the mess as I knew I wanted to be away from the masses since we had a narrow street coming up. Unfortunately, the longer rider group was also hitting the rest stop at the same time. Any benefit of the staggered start was erased. There were a few folks in full kits trying to prove they should’ve gotten the last minute call up to the Giro instead of Navardauskas weaving in between the kids and cruisers. Collectively, they earned the prize for knuckleheads of the ride.
Good: The narrow street was the entrance ramp to I-66 that would take us over the Roosevelt Bridge. It was just really cool to be riding on this otherwise forbidden road. Great vistas along the Potomac River. But, again, I didn’t want to get caught in the bunch.
Bad: This was supposed to take us on a loop to the Marine Corps Memorial and then out on a highway to a loop around the Air Force Memorial. Instead, the marshalls brought us to another stop. As we stood there, more and more people gathered behind us. There were murmurs of a crash, but I never found out if that was true. Then, they told us to make a u-turn and head back.

Stopped and about to be mis-routed
Really bad: Up until then, the course was easy to follow with cones blocking some roads and marshalls directing us at key intersections. Here, they sent us back the way we’d came against the tide of riders behind us. Where we’d had 2-4 lanes to travel, now we had 1.5 (a shoulder) to share with people riding the other way unaware that they were about to share the road. I saw many crashes. There were a lot of wheels touching taking people down. Others were trying to keep riding when it was clear you needed to get off the bike and walk.
Even worse: Because we’d been detoured, the roads weren’t marked and there were no marshalls. What seemed the natural path actually put us back on open roads in the middle of traffic. Now we were sharing one lane with confused drivers. A lot of people come into DC for this ride who aren’t familiar with the roads. This was not a good mix. My group came to a stop light and figured out we needed to make a u-turn in order to head back to the finish.
Still worse: So hundreds of riders with more coming up behind executed a u-turn on open roads. I went on the sidewalk for a bit to avoid the carnage. We then hit a hill.

Some of the cool cargo bikes
And the worst: There were many cool cargo bikes, trailers, and tandems on the ride. The downside is that when going slow uphill, these just don’t have the agility that a regular bike does. Crashes galore. Many involving kids. Also, my first semi-crash. A dad was trying to steer his young son (maybe 6-7 years old) through the mess. They were coming up along my left and the dad swerved towards me. I didn’t see what triggered it, but I also didn’t see anyone else riding past him. The dad’s swerve knocked his kid’s handlebar into my back fork. Kid tumbled, dad tumbled, and I miraculously got my feet down before I would have tumbled. Everyone was ok.
A few meters later, we came on the finish area. I pondered all of the places I’d planned as contingency bailout spots in case my back wasn’t happy and was at a loss to explain why I hadn’t taken any of them. I’d planned to head back over the bridge and ride home, but that meant going back into the chaos. I rode a few blocks over and hopped on the metro instead.
Bike DC has been going on for years. I know the Rock Creek Parkway loop was new. Maybe that threw them in terms of placement of the rest stop and not keeping the groups separate. I don’t know. Instead of an 11 mile ride, it wound up being only 6.5 miles. We missed two cool memorials and a section of highway I really wanted to ride. Despite its potential to be a great ride, unless I hear that they’ve made major changes, I won’t be returning. I’m still interested in some group rides, but I’ll stick to smaller and better organized ones.
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